do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other
Well shit
- Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%
(Source: slutstatus)
*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
(Source: madfawn)
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haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
